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dolphin FG Gold Star
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| Subject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam = 24.07.08 9:43 | |
| GEET AND KATHU. SASHI PHONE NUMBER THANAYIRUNNU. NINGAL PENNUNGAL CONTACT CHEYYUMONNU PEDICHU NJAN PHONE NUMBER ITTILLA. FAYANKARA SUNDARANAA PAALARIVATTOM SASHI. HEHEHEHE
ENGANE ONDU ENTE FUDHI | |
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kathu FG Super Star
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| Subject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam = 24.07.08 22:34 | |
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kathu FG Super Star
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| Subject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam = 24.07.08 22:49 | |
| Santa ji used to go to college with his donkey... After few years he had to go alone... Why? Because the donkey graduated... !!!
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dolphin FG Gold Star
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| Subject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam = 26.07.08 9:37 | |
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dolphin FG Gold Star
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| Subject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam = 27.07.08 9:38 | |
| Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.
*************************** Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the omputer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening. Sardar : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright. **************************** On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring. Sardar : Ya sure, from landline or mobile.
**************************** Two sardars were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. sardar 2 : Dont worry, I have a one more. ******************************* Interviewer : When is your birthday. Sardar : 13th Oct. Interviewer : which year ? sardar : Oye Ullu ke patte : Every year.
******************************** Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto. sardar : Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.
********************************* Sardar : What is the name of your car ? Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T". Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.
********************************* Boss : Where were you born ? sardar : Punjab . Boss : which part ? Sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab.
********************************** American India told sardar : Hamare desh me 90% shaadi e-mail se hoti hai. Sardar : Kya bath hai. Hamari desh me 100% female se hoti hai.
********************************** How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ? Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it
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HMMMMMMMM MATHI MATHI VAAYICHATHU. 8 MANIKKOORIL ATLEAST 1/2 AN HOUR OFFICE JOLI ENKILUM CHEYYU | |
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dolphin FG Gold Star
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| Subject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam = 28.07.08 9:40 | |
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dolphin FG Gold Star
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| Subject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam = 28.07.08 9:41 | |
| AYYYYYYYYYO... KUTTUKARE.. ENTE SARDAR JOKES ITHINTE THOTTU MUNPULLA POST AAA.
VAAYIKKAN MARAKKARUTHU. CHIRIKKAN MARAKKARUTHU | |
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kathu FG Super Star
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| Subject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam = 31.07.08 1:28 | |
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dolphin FG Gold Star
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| Subject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam = 02.08.08 9:13 | |
| - kathu wrote:
santhoooooooooooooooooooosham ... thankal athimanoharamaayi chirichallo | |
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kathu FG Super Star
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| Subject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam = 02.08.08 17:44 | |
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mathayichettan Smashing Poster
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| Subject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam = 03.08.08 8:39 | |
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dolphin FG Gold Star
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| Subject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam = 03.08.08 9:20 | |
| KATHU, MATHU ............. ELLARUM CHIRI NIRTHU. INGANE CHIRICHAL ARENKILUM KONDE MENTAL HOSPITALIL IDUM. PINNE FG LOTTU VARUNNATHU ENGANEYA.
INI ADUTHA JOKINU CHIRICHAL MATHI
HAHHAHAHHAHAHH | |
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kathu FG Super Star
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| Subject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam = 04.08.08 10:12 | |
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dolphin FG Gold Star
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| Subject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam = 04.08.08 13:56 | |
| ente kathunu vivaram ondu.
santhooooooooooooooosham
ee santhoshathil njan oru sardar jokes idaamee | |
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dolphin FG Gold Star
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| Subject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam = 04.08.08 13:59 | |
| Sardar at bar in New York.
Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"
Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"
Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married"
*********************************************** Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner.
Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine".
Sardar thinks "how poetic"
Sardar says, "pass the custard you mustard".
*********************************************** Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.k Sardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but??
how much is DRIVING salary...?
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Sardar's theory : Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light at
night when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when light
is not needed!!!
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2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the
other to check whether its working, he puts his head out and says
YES...NO...YES...NO...YES...NO...
*********************************************** Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend " u said v will do register marriage
and cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the post
office....
****************************** ***************** Sardar is in a dissection class of cockroach. He cuts its 1 leg, and
says, "chal", it walks.
He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal" , it walks.
He cuts all the legs and said, "chal...." Finally he wrote the
conclusion......
...... "after all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf......"
*********************************************** A Tamilian call up sardar and asks " tamil theri ma??" (meaning- do u
know Tamil)
Sardar got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!"
*********************************************** 2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.
Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!....
*********************************************** A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.
Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?
Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating....... ***********************************************
Interviewar: what s ur qualification?
Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d.
Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?
Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY....
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Amitab : In which state Cauvery flows?
Sardar : liquid state.....
Audience clapped.. Amitab stunned, looks behind, ALL WERE SARDARS....... | |
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dolphin FG Gold Star
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| Subject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam = 04.08.08 14:00 | |
| hayyo nalla thamasha enikku chiri varunnu. arenkilum onnu odi vaa ente koode chirikkan hooo orennam polum varunnilla | |
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mathayichettan Smashing Poster
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| Subject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam = 04.08.08 14:25 | |
| luttu enikku vayya chirikkan ee sardarjeede oru karyam | |
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kathu FG Super Star
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| Subject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam = 06.08.08 18:12 | |
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kathu FG Super Star
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| Subject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam = 13.08.08 12:58 | |
| A Quality Engineer married an average girl…
After 2 years of tough life with her, finally the Engineer got angry and sent a note to father-in-law stating that
"YOUR PRODUCT NOT MEETING MY REQUIRMENTS".
The smart father-in-law replies,
"WARRANTY EXPIRED. MANUFACTURER NOT RESPONSIBLE"
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dolphin FG Gold Star
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| Subject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam = 14.08.08 9:33 | |
| Hehehehehe.... super Kathu!!!! | |
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geethanjali FG Gold Star
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| Subject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam = 14.08.08 12:16 | |
| kathuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu ee anufavam kathunu varanditikatteee | |
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kathu FG Super Star
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| Subject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam = 17.08.08 13:07 | |
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geethanjali FG Gold Star
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| Subject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam = 17.08.08 13:19 | |
| avaringanathey nalla karyangalonnum kanilla | |
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kathu FG Super Star
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dolphin FG Gold Star
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| Subject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam = 20.08.08 9:31 | |
| kathu ee joke Omanil ethan alpam vaiki ennu thonnunnu. Ennalum chirichekkam. Hihihihihhihiihihihi ene thallalle kathu. | |
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