= Alpam Chirikkam =

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SSLC exam nu vanna questions

Qn: Indian samskarathinu Akbar chakravarthiyude sambhavanakal 2 pagil kaviyathe ezhuthuka...

Ans: : Valla ancho patho roopa koduthu kanum, athinenthinaa 2 page..........?

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Qn: 1869 October 2nd nu enthu sambhavichu...?

Ans: Gandhiji janichu

Qn: 1874 Octoberil enthu sambhavichu...?

Ans: Gandhijikku 5 vayassu aayi

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rajjj wrote:: Qn: 1869 October 2nd nu enthu sambhavichu...?

Ans: Gandhiji janichu

Qn: 1874 Octoberil enthu sambhavichu...?

Ans: Gandhijikku 5 vayassu aayi

appo maths kurachokke ariyam alley Laughing

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geethanjali wrote:

rajjj wrote:: Qn: 1869 October 2nd nu enthu sambhavichu...?

Ans: Gandhiji janichu

Qn: 1874 Octoberil enthu sambhavichu...?

Ans: Gandhijikku 5 vayassu aayi

appo maths kurachokke ariyam alley Laughing

ithrayenkilum arinjillenkil moshamalle, ninne pole avaruthallo

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daaaaaa ettaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
nee ettananenonum nokkilla njaaaaaaaan
ninnaey shoot cheyum Evil or Very Mad

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geethanjali wrote:: daaaaaa ettaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
nee ettananenonum nokkilla njaaaaaaaan
ninnaey shoot cheyum

shootaaan ingaattu vaaaaa Twisted Evil

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varum pinney karanju nilavilikkaruthu ketta Very Happy

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geethanjali wrote:: daaaaaa ettaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
nee ettananenonum nokkilla njaaaaaaaan
ninnaey shoot cheyum

chirichu chirichu vayaru vedanikkunnu

Subject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam = 17.03.08 13:19

Conversation between Bill Gates and our very own Laloo of Bihar
[i][i] Gates : Namaskar! you must have heard of Windows.
Laloo : Oh yes! most govt. offices we have the single window clearance
concept.

Gates : At home have u installed Windows?
Laloo : I have removed all windows due to increased burgalaries in our
house.

Gates(Confused) : Then what is the system you operate on?
Laloo : OPERATION? Yes, I had a Hernia operation last month.

Gates(Sweating) : Hope the internet is being used a lot in [/i][/i]India.
[i][i] Laloo: Oh Yes! Due to increased mosquito problems many people are
sleeping
under the net.

Gates: By the year 2000 [/i][/i]India should export computer chips.
[i][i] Laloo: We are already exporting Uncle Chips.

Gates(Feeling very Uneasy): do you regularly use LapTops?
Laloo: My grand-child sleeps on the top of my lap.

Gates(Heavily Sweating): The Chief Minister of Andhra Pradesh knows a
lot
about RAM and [/i][/i]ROM.
[i][i] Laloo : RUM? Prohibition is being lifted and it will be shortly
available in
A.P..

Gates(Feeling Dizzy): I would like to take your leave before my system
crashes.
Laloo: I have exhuasted all my leave.

Gates: I have no energy left, let us go out and have a bite.
Laloo: BITE? I believe in non-violence. I will not bite.

Gates: (System Crashes and Found Missing).
"Windows is restarting.Please wait........ ....."[/i][/i]

Subject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam = 17.03.08 13:53

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Subject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam = 17.03.08 18:00

kachuuuuuuuuuu kalakkittundu ttooooooooo

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1.Babuvetan chaayakkada nadathikondirikkukayayirunnu..Athinte laabham vechu babuvetan oru CAR vaangi..pakshe aa CAR enganeyo nashtapetu..athinu shesham babuvetan perumati.. enthanu aa peru?

Carlose

1.Ottamalsarathil oral finishing line kazhinjittum odiyal ayale enthu vilikuum????????

Extraordinary (Extra oodi nari)

2.Apparavum ipparavum irunnu Bhakshanam kazhikkunavare enthu vilikkum????

Appropriate

3. What will you say if you see a fat lady waiting in a bus stop?

Motivating

4. Which english word has 1 "g" and 4 "t" in it?

Originality (oru G nalu T)

5 .WATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN RADIO AND AHANGAARAM?

Radio paadum

Ahangaaram paadilla

Subject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam = 18.03.08 15:10

kadamattathu kathanar wrote:: kachuuuuuuuuuu kalakkittundu ttooooooooo

thanx

busy analleyyyy?? Sad

Subject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam = 23.04.08 14:42

A policeman was interviewing 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"

The first blonde answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"

The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture shows his
profile."

Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second blonde and asks her, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"

The second blonde giggles, flips her hair and says, "Ha! He'd easy to catch because he only has one ear!"

The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"

Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third blonde and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" He quickly adds, "think hard before giving me a stupid answer."

The blonde looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "Hmmmm...the suspect wears contact lenses."

"Wow! I can't believe it! You're right, the suspect does in fact wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"

"That's easy," the blonde replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."

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Thamashaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa lol!

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rajjj wrote:: Thamashaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Hai rajeshetta, gokulchetta...

Ennanu ISS forum open aakunnathu ?

Subject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam = 04.05.08 16:25

ISS forum thurannullo.... adi / ther.i / bann okkeyum thudangello... Reshmiseee........

Subject: Re: = Alpam Chirikkam = 06.05.08 15:51

Honey ... Pumpkin ... Sweetie

A guy was invited to an old friends' home for dinner.

His buddy preceded every request to his wife by endearing terms, calling her
Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin, etc.

The guy was impressed since he knew the couple had been married almost 70
years, and while the wife was off in the kitchen he said to his buddy, "I
think it's wonderful that after all the years you've been married, you still
call your wife those pet names."

His buddy hung his head. "To tell you the truth, I forgot her name about
ten years ago."

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love you boban and molly

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