comedy dialogues..

we can share the comic dialogues from old and latest movies , tv shows etc..

time kittumbol postam . nice thread ketto

film ormayilla..

jagathi hospitalil ninnu thalayil oru band-aid okke aayi irangi varunnu..

one guy asking.. enthu patti..?

jagathi : (oru post choondi kkanichittu ) than aa post kando.?

matteyaal : kandu.

jagathy : njanathu kandilla.

Film : Thommanum makkalum

Situation : Lal and Salim kumar in some village in tamil nadu.

Lal to salim kumar :Da.. neeyengene ivideyethi..?

SK: Athoru dhuranta love story aanu..

Lal: love storiyo..?

SK:Athe. Ente ammavanoru mol undaayirunnu, muthulakhmi. Enikeey vishapinte asukhamullathane... Oru dhivasam ammavante veettil chenna enikku ichiri meen kootti choru kazhikkaan aagramundayi. Ente aagraham niravettan vendi markettil meen medikkan poyatha aval, oru pandi lorri keri marichu..(Crying)

Lal: Ennitto..?

SK: Ennittentha? ammavante veettil ichiri onakkameenundayirunnu. athu kootti chorundu njan adjust cheythu..

Lal: shavam.... ennitto..?

SK: Muthulakshmi marichthode ammavan oru vasham thalarnu kidappilaayi. athode aa kudumbathinte muzhuvan chumathalayum ente ee tholilaayi...
athenikkishtapettilla.Annu thanne ammavante pettiyile panavumadichu kondu njaningu ponnu....
Njan cheythathu thettano..?

kollam shan, kooduthal poratte

comedy clips ivide idan pattumo shan ...eh??

mathayichettan wrote:

kollam shan, kooduthal poratte

thanks mathai chetta..dialogues ishtam poleyundu...type cheyyanulla samayavum kshamayumillanjitta... ellavarum onnulsahikkooo...

dolphin wrote:

comedy clips ivide idan pattumo shan ...eh??

pinnentha..? ..oru new memberodu ingane chodikkaruthayirunnu..

pinne njan 'dialogues' idan karanam, officil paniyillathe boradichu marikkunnavarkkum, orupadu paniyeduthu maduthavarkku oru relaxationum vendiyaanu..mikka officilum youtube poleyulla sites block aanu...veetil chennal vere timepass undallo..

Film : Thilakkam

situation : Dileep alpam mental aanu.He is refusing to take 'choru' as dinner and demanding bread toast.Dieepinu choru kodukkan KPAC lalitha (his mother) attempt cheyyumbol dileep plate thatti therippikkunnu..

Sametime,Salim kumar and wife angottu varunnu..thalayil chorupathram vannidikkunnu.Salimkumar didnt understand wht happened and got panic upon seeing 'choru' all around...

SK: Ayyyo..!!! Ayyooo..!..Enthadee athu..?

His wife : Athu unni(dileep) choru plate kondu erinjatha..

SK: Atheyo..? njan vicharichu ente thala potti thalachoru purathu vannathanennu..

shan wrote:

dolphin wrote:

comedy clips ivide idan pattumo shan ...eh??

pinnentha..? ..oru new memberodu ingane chodikkaruthayirunnu..

pinne njan 'dialogues' idan karanam, officil paniyillathe boradichu marikkunnavarkkum, orupadu paniyeduthu maduthavarkku oru relaxationum vendiyaanu..mikka officilum youtube poleyulla sites block aanu...veetil chennal vere timepass undallo..

Ayyo ivide new/old members ennonnum illa Shan! Ellavarkkum equal respect. Owner nodu oru vakku chodikkamennu karuthi. Dialogues onnum orthirikkan pattunnilla. Athukondanu. Anyway thanks.

Shan ezhuthiya dialogues okke adipoli ketto.

sorry...film ormayilla.

Situation : oru chayakkada.Narayanan Kutty is chayakkada owner and sitting at the front desk.Oral food kazhichittu angottu varunnu...

NK: ivide Randappamalle..?

Matteyal,NK yude chekittathu onnu pottichittu deshyathil irangi pokunnu.

chayakkada supplier NK yodu : chettanenthu chodyama chodichathu..? avante ammakku randu bharthakkanmarundennathu naattil muzhuvan paatta..

NK: Ho..!! ini avan vannal dosha koduthal mathi.Adhava appam chodichal orennam koduthaal mathi..

Film :Maayaavi

Situation: Oru kadathu vallam puzhayude nadukkethi..Athil kurachu nattukarundu,..including Mammootty, Suraj Venjarammodu and Gopika.

Villain oru speed boatil ethi gopikayumai entho tharkkamundakunnu..avan gopikayude kayyil kayari pidichu valikkumpol vallam mariyaan thudangunnu..

Mammootty : Daivame..valathukaal vachu kayari vannathu titanic il aayirunno..?

(Vallathilullavar nilavilikkunnu... Mammooty bahalathinidayil villaine thozhichu boatilekkidunnu..vallam mariyunnu...mammootty gopikayeyum mattu chilareyum rakshapeduthiyittu karayil neenthi kerunnu..Mammootty chuttum nokkiyittu Surajine kaanunnilla...Suraajinte peru uchathil vilikkunnu..)

Appol Suraj nananjukulichu oru auto yil vannirangunnu..

Suraj : Ho..!! onnum parayanda...njan oruthane rakshikkan vendi kayarippidichatha..avan oru odukkathe neenthal tharamaayirunnu...avan ennem kondu veretho karayil chennu kayari..pinne avidunnu oru auto pidichu varendivannu..

mayavi film kandittundu shan, ithu vayichappol suraj parayunna scene orthu veendum veendum chirichu poyi

Machan vargheese white mundu,shirt okke ittu tar idatha roadiloode nadannu varunnu..Oru Car, Machante dehathaake cheli therippichu kadannu pokunnu...Machan pettennu kakshathil ninnu diary eduthu Carinte number note cheyyunnu..

Athu kanda oral: Enthina chetta..complaint kodukkanano.?

Machan : Hey..Alla..! Ini aa Car vannal maari nadakkanaa..

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